Just Call Me Mr. Lucky
I am the luckiest guy on earth.
Not just because of my family, my home or my long-lasting deodorant that really work 24/7. (I hope.)
No, I am lucky because every time I go online, I win! It’s incredible.
Just the other day I went online to keep up with some important celebrity news, when — here we go again! — up popped this big flashing message:
“CONGRATULATIONS! You are…