Ken Roberts
Sports Columnist
It just lies there.
Against its green background (though often it has a wheat or dirt-brown backgroud for me), its whiteness (or lately pink for me) stands out in stark contrast. It doesn?t attempt to move or deceive the person holding the metal stick. Nonetheless, it is elusive.
Don?t let its dimpled countenance fool you. It is a mean-spirited object that ends up making me as tightly wound as it is…