Bob Rodriquez
Bob’s Corner
Illinois Valley News
Life is tough (difficult to chew or comprehend) for people like me who interpret (translate) written and spoken words literally (strictly).
In a store the other day I stood at a counter for quite a while staring intently. A clerk finally asked if I needed help, and I told her that I was simply following instructions on the sign. It read, “Watch Batteries.” Although I watched them carefully,…